Double your blog's traffic

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According to Google CEO Eric Schmidt the average blog has one regular reader. That person is the blogger, of course.

If you're a blogger, that probably isn't ground-breaking news to you. But when I read this I was overwhelmed with pride, because apparently tapb has twice as many readers as the average blog. First there's me - that's one. Then there's my wife - and that's two (woohoo!)

That gave me a great idea for a new seminar on increasing blog traffic.

The super secret secret that I will share in advance with loyal tapb readers: Double your blog readership by getting married or finding a really nice girlfriend or boyfriend who will read your blog. In fact the latter could be a good way to determine whether you're compatible or not. Better keep the relationship related posts to a minimum, though. If you've already got a spouse, you can increase your readership by 50% by just adding another!

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